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Dear Lord

6 years ago | 2087 Views
Dear Lord


Thank you for opening my eyes to realize that there are beautiful women out there. You know God, when I met Nomzi, I thought she was meant for me but I've come to realize that water and oil do not mix. It is true that I like to look at other women but I only do that to appreciate the
beauty of nature's creation. But sometimes I just
can't resist these women. After all I have my weakness.


Nomzi calls me 'Tata ka Sipho', I often feel like a pensioner. Other women call me Darling, Sweetie, Dear, then I feel young, energetic and moja. She likes complaining and nagging and she is always too tired to go out with me. Every weekend she goes to attend so and so's funeral
and go straight to society or umgalelo. Women outside are wild,grooving and can do a thorough job when it comes to Huuuuuuuu.

Another problem with Nomzi, dear lord is
she is good at spending my hard earned money. When we talk about budget she is referring to my salary. Her salary is her secret and it's confidential. She has appointed herself my
minister of finance but my economy is not improving.


Her family comes first in everything. When I bought my mother a jersey during this chilling winter, she complained that I know our financial problems but I keep giving people our money. When she bought her mother a pair of boots,
jacket, blanket and a heater, she said that I know her mother is struggling. (Uyasokola). I visit my parents once in a lifetime but her family needs her.


God, I met her at a party. But these days she wants to remain indoors. No friends should visit us without appointments. I must sit and watch the Bold & Beautiful, Days of our lives and later Generations/Muvhango.

Kodwa nawe Nkosi uyayazi ndizithandela inkonzo yase Ziyoni. Nomzi wil niks verstaan nie. Every Sunday she drags me to this Nigerian Christian Church. I had to part with R200 as an offering to the Pastor.

Heavenly Father you will realize that I have lost
some weight. Hayi ke andisayithethi indaba yokutya. Yi rice, zii Corn Flake no Chicken Licken yonke le mihla. My favourate Mngqusho no Lusu is a thing of the past. She will
never allow such nonsense in our Town house.

Oh God I yearn for my favourite Heinneken and also
Castle Lager, Black Label and Hansa Pilserner, the only beers with surnames,these days I only drink mineral water. So God, as uMjita, I hope
you know why I always look at those ladies and wish that I could spend more and more time with them. Kha wenze iplan kaloku nawe, sukuthula kangaka Nkosi.

AMEN
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